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Kermit attacks Vincent Price.

Now and ten years ago.. I´m average

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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Die Hard with a Vengeance - soundtrack - Ants Go Marching (Michael Kamen) (by TDWTheJoker)

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